Pack odds
Odds v2026-10-30.1
These are the odds the server uses to open a pack. You can read them without an account, and without confirming you are 18 or older. This version is saved with every pack the server opens.
GoonBucks are free-play coins. They can’t be bought, cashed out, or transferred, and they have no cash value. Nothing in a pack can be won.
Every pack contains five cards. Each of the first four cards is rolled on the chances in the first table. The fifth card is rolled on those same chances, then rolled again until it meets that pack’s guarantee. Quick Jerk has no guarantee, so its fifth card stays on the first roll. A Goon Emperor can replace the fifth card. The Goon Emperor line on each pack is the chance that happens. Fifth-card percentages are rounded to the nearest hundredth of a percent.
First four cards
Each of these four cards is rolled on its own. A Goon Emperor can’t land in the first four cards, only in the fifth.
| Rarity | Chance |
|---|---|
| CasualMost common | 70% |
| Regular | 22% |
| Edger | 6.5% |
| Gooner | 1.5% |
Quick Jerk
100 GoonBucks
- Guarantee
- No guarantee
- Goon Emperor per pack
- 1 in 500
- Gooner per pack
- 1 in 14
Fifth card
| Rarity | Chance |
|---|---|
| CasualMost common | 69.86% |
| Regular | 21.96% |
| Edger | 6.49% |
| Gooner | 1.5% |
| Goon EmperorRarest | 0.2% |
Edge Lord
500 GoonBucks
- Guarantee
- 1 Regular or better
- Goon Emperor per pack
- 1 in 200
- Gooner per pack
- 1 in 9
Fifth card
| Rarity | Chance |
|---|---|
| Casual | 0% |
| Regular | 72.97% |
| Edger | 21.56% |
| Gooner | 4.97% |
| Goon EmperorRarest | 0.5% |
Master Bater
1,500 GoonBucks
- Guarantee
- 1 Edger or better
- Goon Emperor per pack
- 1 in 75
- Gooner per pack
- 1 in 4
Fifth card
| Rarity | Chance |
|---|---|
| Casual | 0% |
| Regular | 0% |
| Edger | 80.17% |
| Gooner | 18.5% |
| Goon EmperorRarest | 1.33% |
No Nut November
3,000 GoonBucks · Nov 1–30 only
- Guarantee
- 1 Gooner or better
- Goon Emperor per pack
- 1 in 25
- Gooner per pack
- 96.2%
Fifth card
| Rarity | Chance |
|---|---|
| Casual | 0% |
| Regular | 0% |
| Edger | 0% |
| Gooner | 96% |
| Goon EmperorRarest | 4% |
Goon Lord
10,000 GoonBucks
- Guarantee
- 1 Gooner or better
- Goon Emperor per pack
- 1 in 10
- Gooner per pack
- 90.6%
Fifth card
| Rarity | Chance |
|---|---|
| Casual | 0% |
| Regular | 0% |
| Edger | 0% |
| Gooner | 90% |
| Goon EmperorRarest | 10% |